Been a while...

Jesus! Its dusty here. Cobwebs EVERYWHERE!. Allow me a few moments to clean up the place.


















Ok done :)
So lets talk about this past year. Now this will be boring for some so feel free to skip to the end but then again you are already this far through you may as well keep reading.

This year started off like most years. Boring as fuck. And it took a while before something good came out of it. The exams were creeping up quickly and anyone who knows me will agree that I am a revising machine.......ok I lie. The exams were really difficult but loved study leave. Fail to the year below who don't get it xP They said that the summer after year 11 is to be the best summer ever..... I begged to differ. That summer was so boring. I went out to lydiard a few times and hung out with mates in town a bit but that's it. If Carlo didn't live close by I would have probably resorted to more drastic measures of getting rid of boredom. Such a cooking or cleaning the house....bleh.....But it wasn't all bad. finally got my moped Sasha and passed my CBT first time.Just before the summer though something pretty amazing happened. Or should I say someone? Yeah I know, couldn't resist bringing Hailie up but ah well. I think the biggest moral booster of the year AND the owner of 98% of my texts :L At this early stage of friendship I was unaware just how important she was.....but enough of this mushy shit.
The results of my exams were also very uplifting as I had enough to get onto my media course which nicely fits into my next topic, College :D

College has been awesome so far. Just having so much fun :P Met some pretty fucking amazing people and made some kick ass videos. (Special shout out to mah Zen 5 crew!) All my lecturers ( bar Leslie and Oogoo) are cool and a great laugh. I may have had my doubts about the course when I started but its getting much better now :)

So were almost done with this blog update......enjoying it?.....nah me neither......my fingers hurt......ow........anyway.

Ok so im only human and as a human I have needs.........kind of....anyway ich habe a special lady friend whom I referred to earlier. Although we have only been dating a month and a bit she is probably the best thing that has happened to me all year. Im not gunna stay on this mushy subject any more cos it aint cool and i don't like being all mushy.......who am I kidding....I love it :B

Anyway this year has been.......ok I guess :P Some amazing bits but overall pretty dull what with exams and shiz. Now to look at my new year resolutions and the likelihood that I will keep them.

1) Stay in a relationship (well because its me im gunna give this a 40% chance of this happening cos im such a screw up :P)
2) Get fitter (2%)
3) Lose my scrubs addiction (1%)
4) GET SOME! (20%)
5) Get a job (70%)

Ok well that's it for another.....however long until i make another update.......see ya :)

Brilliant. Just.Pure.Brilliant

Ok so the title may be a lie. The reason i am blogging today si teh fact that if i was any more bored then i would be finding new ways of blinking. YEs that right. New ways of blinking. That is how bored i am.
Soo what happened in recent times.......nothing much.........i can explain in a few odd words and phrases and why not add pics? I am just that fun :D

Magic the Gathering:

OK what the fucking fuck is wrong with the person who took this picture? Him in his little bedroom,srounded by his cards and slowly wanking himself into lunacy. "mmm......My cards......my beautiful cards.....i need not women when i have you guyth"
Alright i willa dmit i do onw some Magic cards but thats cos i can. But the reason i have decided to talk about it today is the fact that they sit here infront of me as i speak on my computer desk and whenever im bored i picck up a pile of them and just fiddle with them in my hand. Its slightly relaxing.




Rubix Cube:



















Look at this. That right you multi-coloured mother fucker. Staring me in the face. Sitting there with the red side all finished yelling " Hey look i may be red here but everywhere else is multi-coloured. Fix me bitch!" But i cant! FUCK! I HATE YOU! They are evil...........colourful little twat.


Bedroom:
OK allow a pic cos they are so confusing to do well so i dont care. Moved into my brothers room recently. Its big..........LIKE MAH PENIS! ( sorry had to be said ) OMG i am so tired. This blog is just so uninteresting. No one is going to actually read this shit. Im out. Peace.

Been a while :/ aka: Carlo

Wellity wellity wellity ( simpson quote FTW)! Its been a while since i blogged =P It seemed people didn't care but seeing as i got 4 mu fuckin followers i thought ill do it for the fuck of it =D So lets get the ball rollin'!

Part 1: The Dream
I noticed that meine beste freunde Carlo Santosie posted a blog about this weird dream warping into reality that he had. Well i had a dream about said Carlo. Well it wasn't about him but he was in it and its the only bit i remember. We were walking to school ( in the dream) and he randomly lit a cigarette which made me go all 'Girl hold mah shit' I took the cig out of his mouth and threw it in the bushes. here is the dialogue:

Phil: How long you been fucking smoking!?
Carlo: Since yesterday....
Phil: Thats not on. I cant allow it!
Carlo: why cant you allow it. Why is it not on?

It cuts off there to a vision of a dancing raccoon drinking a mixture of zambooka and its own vomit but that's besides the point.

Part 2: Carlo

Well this week and last week..... and the week before.....pretty much all summer long i been hanging wid mah main man Carlo. Togetha we the shit =D Me, Carlo and Fordy made some mother fuckin brownies =D they were AWESOME! but we ate them and then they were all gone.

Part 3: IT Crowd and Sherlock *SPOILER ALERT*
OMG i cant stop watching this god like show of pure epic awesomeness :D I never EVER get tired of it. Makes me laugh every time. Richmond is just so funny!
On to Sherlock! OMFG why would they cut it off like that!? ITS SO ANNOYING!!!! Does this mean there will be more? Will Sherlock kill him and Watson just to take down Moriarty? One thing that did confuse me though. When they had the bomb strapped to the peoples chest why were they still crying after sitting or standing still for 8 + hours? If it was me i would just want them to get it over with. Fuck waiting.

Part 4: DAYM SON!
I got very lucky this week. I really wanted the galactic adventures expansion for spore and i knew a good deal on ebay but couldn't afford it cos i needed petrol for my ped BUT on my way home from being a kick ass delivery agent, i saw a tenner on the floor. ^^ AAWWHHH YEAH!

Well thats all. See yall next time...................go on.................................................................piss off.

Piss off Phil day!

Yes people its an official day now. Every 31st July is Piss off Phil day. I have had 2 fails already today.
This should be fun :)

A productive morning?

Ok so i woke up and got dressed. Nuttin out of the ordinary. I look at my papers that require deliver and Swindon Advertiser send me a letter saying that next week i will need to post letter with the papers. Fuck off! I am not your bloody personal post man. They have specific address on them you say? well then why not just post them!? you expect me  to go out of my way to post something that could be done by someone who actually gets paid to do that. Seriously i dont care if you pay me one extra pound.

On another note, randomly on a whim of boredom and the happiness when a parcel arrives i decided to order a copy of left 4 dead 2. I dont even know why i sold it. i enjoy killing zombies :P But then carlo stated that he and Dastan sold their copy which i dont believe because they havnt had chance too. they can't trick me in such ways.

On ANOTHER point i was doing my papers today and i was on my way to the last house which requires me to go through an alley way. Someone was coming towards me. On first glance it appeared to be a girl aged around 12 but as she got closer her face got older and older. She was ageing backwards right in front of my eyes. Turns out she was like 50. It was horrifying. As she walked past me, i wouldn't have been surprised if i looked back at just saw an urn.

Carlo is venturing to meine haus today. Should be rather random day of killer bunnies, brownies and the highway code. and dont forget this is just this morning. what fun :-D

So lets recap, i have now become a post man,saw a mighty morphing power granny and have got to trek bare man miles to check if the post office has some forms. Man will be pissed if they dont. waste of time! Lets hope the rest of the day will be fun but ill spend it bricking tomorrow cos of my CBT.

Until next time my fellow human beings...........kind of.........BAI :-D

A good couple of days!

The beginning  of my first proper serious 100%, no lol-ing about blog. If anything will cum ( lol 'cum') out of you by the end of this blog post it will not be the attractive sound of laughter but tears of pure manliness ( yes even if you are a girl.) These manly tears will then resonate into what i call....JUST......PURE.......ENERGY! So lets get those tears falling. Tears of joy that is.

Well these past couple of days have been quite memorable..ummm....well what happened first was.....uhh....Oh yes! My moped came! ( Lol as did i when it arrived ;-] ) Its silver and has an engine, handle bars, mirrors and other biking stuff that is required to officially call it a moped. Anything else happen....uhh.....OH! my new DragonForce poster arrived today :-D its amazan! ummmmm also me, Prinzini, Frenchie and Fordy played a 3 and half hour game of Killer Bunnies because we are just that cool.

Besides that nothing has really happened this week. Got mah CBT on Sunday which will be shit scary and i will bring 8 pairs of boxers just incase all these bricks that will be shat are delivered in parts. Also i came up with a new idea on how to stop animals from crossing roads. OK on both sides of the road is a glowing strip. These strips has 60 volts of Megatricity running in them. Megatricity is like electricity except it affects in waves. In this case when an animal steps on the strip. Anyway..when the animal steps on the strip, 60 volts of megatricity run through its body sending it flying over the road and landing safely on the other side of the road if not a bit barbecued.

Well that is blog numero uno! What fun :-D Now where did i leave my guinea pig to test this strip idea. The last 4 die......were inconclusive. BAI! :]